Count. Forever!
Atom count is the perfect companion if you like useless stats. It increments a counter every time you press a key.
Now here's the thing it does differently - it also stores said value permanently. This means that you can soon enjoy your first million keypresses.
Believe it or not, but after writing this readme I'm already at over 1000.
apm install count
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